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texasthrillbilly:

doccywhomst:
doccywhomst:
tumblr glitch that hath rended my dash asunder:
free shitpost generator??? why isn’t this an official browsing mode. anyway here are my fav screen grabs, all hits no misses:
pure poetry. it’s like trying to tune into a specific radio station but you have giant lobster claws instead of hands
wow my blog is officially cursed, we love to see it
collapsed right into a fucking singularity. post hole

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frostops:

thankonomics:
daisukoth:
ALT
yuri sisters we fucking won

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argumate:

plum-soup:
argumate:
kontextmaschine:
argumate:
kontextmaschine:
I mean, how sure of that are you?
the first ever openly gay helicopter crew, come on.
I just think “the Navy: now gay!” as a boast feels weird
the navy, not as charged with the erotic frisson that only repression and subtext can bring any more :(
The navy: gay
The rituals: no longer intricate :(
deconstructing intricate rituals that were once required to touch the skin of other men

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etirabys:

the only true virtues in art are “doing something over and over a million times” and “finishing things”
– @discoursedrome

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huffylemon:

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cali:

your mama so birds we use to think she just dissapeared in winter but found out later about how that all worked

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flowers-but-gayer:

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angelprotocol:

angelprotocol:
honestly the human brain is so small that you *will* forget how much beauty there is out there to experience unless you leave your house every three days. ik its fucked up but i promise its true
my brain, trying to deceive me: there’s literally nothing outside!!!!! it’s the same neighborhood it’s always been !!!!!
me, tying my shoes: shut up shut up!!!! by god we’re gonna try to find magic in mundane today !!!!

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